Having spent the weekend at Ryanna’s wedding, we’ve decided to re-open recruitment for a couple of classes in preparation for the upcoming expansion.

So, if you’re not retarded and have a good sense of humour, feel free to check out our recruitment needs in the side bar and make sure you’ve read (and understood) everything on our ‘Joining’ page. Whilst we’re only looking for a couple of classes right now, additional spots may still open up closer to the expansions release, so keep checking back here for further information and new updates.

As always, if you are exceptionally good at pushing buttons, feel free to apply even if your class/spec isn’t listed.

With Heroic Dragon Soul now on farm, we’ve started to mop-up some of our missing raid and guild achievements.

Well done goons for getting this Sinestra achievement done with minimal effort, which also netted us a respectful realm ranking of 4th and a world ranking of 436th. Special mention must also go to Elanu, who somehow managed to die one week by not standing inside the protective bubble at the end phase 1.

Also, regardless of what Guildox may say, YOGS are clearly better than GROM!

Thanks Blizzard, i personally love to spend 9 minutes trying to kill a boss only to have people ‘Starkey’ continually glitch out and fall off while trying to jump to the 4th platform. Nonetheless, we’ve now finally cleared all bosses within the Dragon Soul raid on Heroic difficulty, ultimately finishing 1682nd in the world and 912th in Europe on WoW Progress.

We’ve all thoroughly enjoyed the final raiding tier of ‘Cataclysm’ (despite the end boss being surprising easy) and we’re all eagerly awaiting the new raiding content for ‘Mists of Pandaria’ (where we’ll most likely race change to Pandas for furry role playing purposes only).

Recruitment for MoP raiding will remain closed for the time being while we all chill out for a bit with alt runs and numerous achievement runs (we’re all trying so hard to overtake Ryanna on points). Rest assured though that as we draw closer to beta testing the new raiding content for MoP, we’ll review our raiding requirements and update the front page accordingly.

Good job goons, we spent 4 agonising weeks on a heroic boss just for the 10 point achievement that says we successfully killed trash on Deathwings back.

Our two top tips for people still doing this fight would be never to ‘Shadow Step’ an Amalgamation as it’s falling off Deathwings back and also to never equip a ‘Bone-Link Fetish’ trinket when you’re trying to kill bloods in a controlled manner.

Thalden took a video of it.

Literally the worst HC fight so far and proves Blizzard really fucking hate melee DPS. Nonetheless, ‘Team Ranged’ (and Quotey) ended up carrying us through this kill, so good job pals.

(brb, re-rolling to spriest)

Congratulations to Niata for acquiring the guilds first set of legendary daggers. We’re now all praying that he doesn’t also get hit by the ‘Legendary Bus’ which has recently claimed the lives of both Yrael and Zandmann.

Bless Spurgin’s little cotton socks – no matter how many times he tried to explain the ranged DPS priority for the Frost Phase crystals, someone always manages to fuck it up by DPS’ing the wrong crystal.

Most of the raid responded well to the new raiding regime, however Starkey still looked uneasy in regards to the new changes – often finding himself at a loss and facing the wrong direction, literally!

Also, Tol Barad Trinket > Health Stone (suck it Spurgin).

…for a raiding achievement – good job goons and better luck next time GSH (ahaha)!

Good job goons, you managed to press that button correctly, well everyone except for Apoc at least.